A Writers Life For Me

----------------------- 1998 | queer | m | INTJ
  • so I just started this and I'm already dreading the daleks

  • not out of fear just

  • I dont want more daleks honestly they've been done to death

  • god please hire some writers

  • wow POC in doc who

  • one is already dead, no surprose there

  • OOOH WHATS THAT BIG THING

  • who is aerostotal?

  • wow thats two dead POC in like 30 seconds

  • really glad another episode of doctor poo is out

  • WAIT

  • SHE'S ALIVE

  • DOCTOR

  • poc compainion please

  • please

  • PLEASE

  • PLEASE

  • haha he's got second cup

  • what if we get a companion that is POC and not in love with doctor

  • it'll be like martha all over again

  • I am so excited

  • Wait how does she know that

  • literally he never said "I am the doctor"

  • haha proctology joke

  • ITS A DALEK

  • OH GOODIE

  • this fancy into again

  • tim from accounting is really stepping up his animation game

  • more POC oh my god

  • NON-BLACK POC HOLY SHIT

  • hey clara

  • WHAT

  • THATS

  • FIVE POC SO FAR AND ONLY ONE HAS DIED

  • this one has a tragic backstory

  • I wonder what it is

  • SHIT

  • thats like 7

  • THIS IS SO EXCITING

  • he's a lady killer

  • he kills ladies

  • wow clara way to win the bitch of the year award

  • this man is a dalek

  • but clara seriously

  • "Haha u are a soldier & ur emotional problems are funny"

  • he's not a dalek he's just a robot of some variaty

  • a cute robot

  • clara is flirting with the man she just mocked for being a soldier

  • "Why were you smiling?"

  • I dunno doctor maybe some people just smile

  • wow re give the bitch of the year award to the doc

  • this scene has no POC in it & I am uninterested

  • "Am I a good man?"

  • Doctor no, you are literally the worst

  • Except that not because u didnt actually

  • oh wait

  • Rebelious dalek

  • not like this happened that one time in world war II or anything

  • it happened that one time in that guys basement

  • ANOTHER FAUX RACISM PLAY

  • love it

  • "Morality is a malfunction"

  • I like that line

  • THE POC MAY BE A LESBIAN CODE BLUE

  • I LOVE IT

  • "Dont be lasaga"

  • tiny doctah

  • lets put the injector in the eyeball

  • that cant possibly go wrong

  • oh wow you can climb through that

  • its a liquid

  • yes the daleks are very hateful well done doctor

  • ohp

  • bye ross

  • wow

  • special effects budget must've been like 20$ on this one

  • gotta get that add rev

  • gross

  • daleks need to eat

  • who knew

  • I didnt hear the beginning of that line but I heard "like a man" and I'm dissapointed

  • oh wow now someone has common sense

  • "We've been fighting the daleks for 100000000000000000 years but lets trust this one"

  • NO

  • YOU DO NOT DO THAT

  • wow what a bad prop

  • its been thousands of years but giagar counters still make those annoying clicking noises

  • yeah see why did you ever trust this piece of shit

  • TWO DEAD

  • the doctor and I are having the same feelings on this matter

  • "no, no, no, no, no, no"

  • DEAD

  • DEAD

  • DEAD

  • DEAD

  • DEAD

  • THE DALEK IS HACKER

  • WATCH_DALEK

  • oh god this is going to end badly

  • WHY SLAP HIM

  • YOU CONVINCED HIM TO SAVE THE DALEK

  • BITCH OF THE YEAR AWARD 20-EVERY YEAR

  • WATCH_DALEK

  • GAME OF THE YEAR 2002

  • is the doctor going to hack a dalek?

  • if that dalek is moving than why are there no effects on the people inside

  • one tiny granade is going to destroy a dalek

  • daleks need to gather in a room to talk because they /dont/ have a hive mind

  • WATCH_DOCTOR

  • GAME OF THE YEAR

  • haha those flying doors were oddly comedic

  • he's singing

  • the daleks are singing

  • ITS VALHALLA

  • what did they call it last time

  • I'm not loving these religious themes

  • arent you supposed to get virigins in heaven

  • where are the virigns

  • WATCH_CLARA

  • clara where are you going?

  • bye clara

  • "some sort of energy charge"

  • daleks have an odly orwellian sociaty thats cool

  • wow this is really good actually

  • daleks must be exterminated

  • literally doctor how is this anything but a good thing

  • "You are a good dalek"

  • damn doctah how does that feel?

  • OH

  • OH

  • OOOOOOOOOOOH

  • POC COMPANION

  • PLEASE

  • YES

  • DOCTOR DONT TURN HER DOWN

  • DOCTOR YOU BASTARD

  • YOUR MOTHER NEVER LOVED YOU

  • YOU BASTARD DOCTOR

  • YOU WERE SO CLOSE

  • SO

  • CLOSE

  • so close

  • fuck this show

  • we almost had another martha jones

  • a lesbian martha jones

  • so close

  • NEXT TIME

  • ROBIN HOOD

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    oh look more dinosaurs

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    downtown london again

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    lesbian lizard

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    "it must have time traveled"

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    please hire some writers

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    PLEASE HIRE SOME WRITERS

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    please hire some actors

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    "strax pls go knock for me, I'm to aloof and lesbian for it,"

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    oh damn this one is forgetful

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    this is kind of sad actually

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    why doesnt he remember anyone's names

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    doctor is flirting with a dino

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    he is responding like a windows 98 PC

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    what is wrong with this doctor

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    ohp

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    there he goes

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    PLEASE HIRE SOME WRITERS

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    oh god what is this intro

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    WOW LOOK WHAT SHOW GOT MORE TACKY

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    OOOH LOOK AT ME AND MY BIG SPECIAL EFFECTS BUDGET

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    WE ACTUALLY HIRED SOMEONE TO DO THE INTO THIS TIME

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    STEVE FROM ACCOUNTING DIDNT DO THIS ONE

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    hire some writers

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    the lesbian lizard has new headspikes

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    COMIDIC SOUND EFFECT

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    "men are monkeys"

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    welcome to fake-feminism.com

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    where we objectify women but insult men to make up for it

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    "The doctor is the one that speaks dinosaur"

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    I dont particularly want to be watching doctor who

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    lesbians

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    but one is a lizard

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    this is such a bad show

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    "I am alone"

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    stfu doctor its been like a billion years you've had 100 girlfriends get oVER IT

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    strax is still funny

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    at least theres that

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    ooooh

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    invasion of the eyeball snatchers

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    something new

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    "The doctor is old as dicks" Cliche

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    FAUX RACISM PLAY

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE THE RACE IN QUESTION IS A FUCKING LIZARD

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    this is such a bad show

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    oooh the doctor smells something

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    please hire some writers

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    WHY ARE YOU ANGRY

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    what has made you angry

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    oooh what are you writing doc

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    ah

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    complex math

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    wait that line was kind of funny

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    shit

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    dude just jumped out of the window

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    he just called a dinosaur "Big sexy woman"

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    the dinosaur is on fire

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    I dont want to be watching doctor who right now

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    "My new hands, I cant tell them appart"

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    fucking hire some writers

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    jump doctor

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    you can fly

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    car lock beep beep on a got damn carrage from 1900

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    MURDERS YOU SAY DOCTOR?

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    ENOUGH OF THIS FIDDLE FADDLE I WANT THE DOCTOR

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    new tardis but it looks scratched up

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    that was unneccesary

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    clara likes gay porn

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    clara thinks of gay porn often enough for it to appear on a scan of her brain

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    this is such a bad show

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    nevermind I dont want the doctor

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    tell you what lets just go back to nothing

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    tea break

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    he's scottish

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    DONT FIGHT THE HOMELESS

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    DOCTOR DO NOT START A FIGHT WITH THE HOMELESS

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    that poor homeless man

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    he is scared shitless

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    this got a little more okay

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    nice jacket

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    aw what a cute doctor

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    chess metaphor

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    cudos to you stage designer

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    "I think we're on the menu" Cliche

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    bonus points cause he just said "Captian my captain"

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    the office style camera glance

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    not fucking daleks

  • Not the real Clckwrk_Tmkpr:

    anything but that

The sky is not real
the sky is what we use to describe a space above us but we set no limit to the beginning or end of the sky
we know that the sky is not just above our heads but we also know that sky-scrapers scrape the sky and, thanks to sky scrapers, the tops of our heads too can scrape the sky.
however we would once again argue that the sky is, even as we stand in or on skyscrapers, not just above our heads.
the sky rises and falls as humans rise and fall. The view from another planet besides earth is also called the sky but these skies also contradict our definition of the word sky
I’m thinking
I’m wondering where the sky stops being the sky and then starts being the sky again
I also may be writing poetry by accident
which is an interesting feeling

here’s my bit on Robin Williams:

The very first time I watched one of his stand up comedy routines I found it depressing, I wondered why this man thought all of the negative parts of everyday life we some kind of crewel joke. Later that year I re-watched that routine, and it made me realize that he wasn’t treating the unsavory parts of life as a joke, but rather turning his negative view into a joke. Robin Williams taught me that, yes, things suck some times, but if you can’t do anything about it, joke about it. I will always be grateful for this lesson.

Thank you Robin, rest in peace.